ok~ so you know how you have those one or two (maybe more) friends that you dont talk to or hang out with with very often, but it seems like they know you better than you know yourself?
Well my friend like this is my ride or die boo Justin.
lol isnt he cute!
We met in the most retarded way.
ok~ so two years ago (i remember cuz i
wasnt freakin 21 yet lol) me and some of my
girlfriends went to this comedy club.
Blah blah blah
comedy
comedy
I had to pee.
so i go to the restroom with Whitney
and when we're done we walk outside thinkin the show had let out.
it hadnt.
I however out of the corner of my eye, am blinded by fuckin glitter.
So of course i look over
theres this dude in a red and black shirt, black shorts and this fuckin Glittery ass hat.
THAT FUCKIN HAT!!
so i stare for a second, he looks over, i go back inside.
Show lets out for real.
We get a picture with the comedian
(arj barker)
look to the left of me~ Fuckin creepy ed hardy boy lol
and i see this kid again and im like
"hmmmm..interesting"
and Arj, no joke, was like
"o that guy in the red, he's cool, you should do get his number."
So of course I took that as a sign.
This nigga has magically gotten REALLY far away from me!
Lotta information here. all the important stuffs pink tho!
Im your typical aquarius.
Feb 10th FTW lol
Aquarius - Ruled by Uranus : [Jan 21 - Feb 18]
• A Masculine Positive Fixed Air Sign
• Polar or Opposite sign: Leo
• Colour: All the colours of the rainbow
• The Water Bearer always thinks fifty years ahead in time
Positive Traits
• Friendly and humanitarian
• Honest and loyal
• Original and inventive
• Independent and intellectual
Negative Traits
• Intractable and contrary
• Perverse and unpredictable
• Unemotional and detached
Aquarius Likes : fame and recognition, personal privacy, rainbows, dreams, magic, change for its own sake, eccentricity, surprises, and living
within their means despite the many
temptations which constantly
surround them every waking moment.
Aquarius Dislikes : emotion
and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down, violence and fighting, and senseless or
purposeless extravagance of any sort.
The symbol for Aquarius is the Water-Bearer, a universal man who is pouring forth water from a jug. This universal man represents the community of mankind. The waters of life flow, like ideas coming from the unrestrained mind. Many people mistakenly think that Aquarius is a water sign, but it is an intellectual air sign. As such, Aquarius can be interested in concepts and ideas. Because of its universality, Aquarius can seem somewhat detached from personal emotions. It's not that you Aquarius don't have feelings; it's just that yours are different from most others. You dance to the beat of a different drummer.
Aquarius can be good communicators as long as you stay in the mental realms. Aquarius are friendly, but can become uncomfortable as you discuss your feelings. In fact, your friends are very important to you and Aquarius might be involved with groups of like-minded people in a social club, a political action group or a public service group.
The Aquarius motto could be Einstein's "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." And yours is a great spirit, sometimes erratic and sometimes brilliant. You know much about yourself and the world, but knowing everything can be an obstacle to your own happiness. Your practice is twofold. First, you must learn how to separate your crazy notions from what is important. And second, you need to learn how to respond to the opposition you encounter without making it difficult for yourself.
An Aquarian female is like a butterfly, which sits on every flower, but belongs to none. She loves her freedom and if you can accept this, she will love you even more. Within her boundless limits, her love will also be limitless. Position and power matter to her more than money and bank balance. If you want her to fall in love with you, be true and honest, not only to others, but also to yourself. You don't need to follow her rules. You can form your own code of ethics, but be sure to live by them.
Passion is not one of the personality traits of Aquarian girl. Rather, her love will be subtle and unassuming. She is intense, but may prefer to be platonic most of the time. Hosting as well as attending parties comes naturally to her and she will always be a social delight. She will trust you completely and will not be unduly suspicious of your activities. You will also not be bothered by too much jealousy or possessiveness on her part. Her trust arises from the fact that before committing, she had dissected your behavior under a microscope.
Only after being convinced of your integrity did she take the next step. Still, if you become unfaithful to her, she will be extremely hurt and is likely to remember the wound for a long time. With an Aquarian female, out of sight means out of mind too. So, make sure to be around here always. She has a very strong will power. If she thinks the relationship is not working and has no chance s of improving also, she will break it right away; though doing so may tear her heart into two pieces.
Like every Aquarian, she will remember her first love throughout her life.
She will never ever be dishonest in a relationship and even if she indulges in an extra-marital affair, it will end before it even started. She will always try to know your deepest thoughts and secrets, but her own dreams will be beyond your reach. Conversing with an Aquarian female is usually a delight because of her charming manners. Her mind is quite unpredictable and you will find it hard keeping track. She will live in the present, then suddenly be wistful about yesterday and then, become enthusiastic about tomorrow.
Hello! So I've been losing a lot of weight recently. I havnt been trying to though; its just falling off! In a month I've gone from 143lbs to 130lbs. And its not water weight, because I've kept it off with no significant changes to my diet or lifestyle.
So I decided to blog about my non-existent diet and exercise routine.
(Disclaimer: I am NOT healthy in the slightest. This routine is meant for a laugh. Do not take it seriously!!! Do not drink or smoke if you are underage! I, however can because I am old. That is all)
Ok. My diet. God after writing this down I'm gonna feel like such a fattie lol.
I am by no means a dieter or health freak. I eat what I like when I can and I eat whatever is fast and available most of the time..
Carbs are my guilty pleasure. Pasta, rice, bread, if it has carbs, I will DESTROY it.
I also enjoy red meat far too much. I also eat a lot of pork.
BUT I also eat a shit ton of fruit and vegetables. I LOVE green stuff; kale, cabbage, broccoli,spinach, you name it (so long as it isn't brussel sprouts, those never grew on me)
Fruit wise, I eat it all. Seriously, I love fruit. Starfruit, Ugli fruit, mango and papayas being my favourites.
I drink a lot of water and fruit juices. I do drink soft drinks. And I will occasionally go on a binge where I will drink nothing but soft drinks for a few days. This doesn't happen often though, maybe once every six months.
I also drink a decent amount of alcohol. I'm not an alcoholic lol, I just work in a bar where drinking is essentially my job. I'd say I have 4 to 6 drinks a week not including the weekends. On the weekends it really just depends. If I go out, I have 5 or so drinks. If not, then its just me and my water at home lol.
Now onto my "exercise routine".
I am really,really lazy. And its not something in proud of, but yeah. I'm lazy.
However my job requires me to walk. A lot. All the time. I'm a server (waitress, whatever you want to call me). So I have to walk to you, walk to the computer, put your order in, walk to get ur drinks, walk back to you, walk to the kitchen, carry your heavy ass food, walk back to you and then I do your refills, I bring you ketchup, I bring you more napkins. Just blah blah blah!
And I do that several times in the hour.
So lots of walking.
I also smoke. (Don't smoke.. Its bad for you!)
Smoking makes you lose weight because of the caffeine and such in cigarettes.
DON'T SMOKE.
I also have secret dance parties at home in my room, by myself that I'm sure burn lots of calories lol.
And my main Vice:
I take diet pills. I take the mega tea green tea with hoodia and acai pills.
I don't take them to lose weight specifically. I don't even take them to right way to lose weight actually.
You're supposed to take 2 a day, one at breakfast, one at lunch.
I take one. Before I go to work at 6 only on days when I know its going to be busy, so maybe once or twice a week.
Why you ask? because these are the days when I forget to eat before work because I'm busy freakin out about how batshit crazy its going to be at work lol.
The pills suppress my appetite and give me enough energy to make it through the night. However, if I'm wrong and its not busy at work, I run to the kitchen and grab something to eat.
The pills do not control me.
I am not obsessed with my weight. Did I PLAN on being 143 lbs, no. Did I really care? Not really.
I would love to get back in shape and tone up, but truth of the matter is, my body is gonna do what it wants to do.
I have a naturally high metabolism so I just let my body take the wheel.
The only negative thing about losing weight is that my clothes don't fit now.
Hello! Super early in the morning, but I took a nap earlier and totally messed up my sleep schedule.
Anyway, I'm writing this entry on my handy blackberry even though my computer is literally 2 feet away.
So I've been thinking about getting a 2nd job for the summer, maybe for the rest of the year. I love my job at sullys, but being a server means, very little hourly pay and basically living on tips. I work mornings and we're not very busy, so some days I seriously sit at a booth and read. The whole day. No tables. Fuckin crickets. I AM on a salary, but my schedule changed and I'll be working more nights. Which will mean hopefully more money. But who knows.
I'm also thinking about goin to the Paul Mitchell School and becoming a nailist. :D
But in order to do that I'm gonna need money.
Soooo I guess I'll start putting in applications for part time jobs. Maybe some full-time ones too.
ok lah so I went to target today to buy socks and face wash right. I really only needed the socks since i have enough Noxzema for like another week or so lah, but I digress.
So on my way to the check out (actually I was lost -_-...DONT JUDGE ME!! I dont frequent the target i was at today) I ran into the cosmetics isle.
so while roaming through the Isles of Love I ran across the E.L.F section. Ive heard many good reviews on E.l.f products, but I've never seen any of their products where I shop.
(Yes most of my cosmetics come from Sephora, but those are mainly face products (primer, foundation, blush)
anyway! So while looking at the products I was like "o..this is decent stuff...I wonder how much this is....." So I looked at the price:
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$1-$3
holy shit! I love cheap eyeliner/mascara/lipgloss!!!
but
since I dont really need anymore makeup at the moment, i went for the one thing I can never have too much of:
LIQUID EYELINER.
so i paid $1 for E.l.f waterproof eyeliner pen.
to be honest, i didnt expect much out of it, but i was wrong!
it went on smooth, dark and didnt budge when i rubbed my eyes!
OK So first off let me start by saying that in NO WAY am I the end all be on gyaru. these rules are nothing official. These are simply MY rules.The rules I myself personally follow.
Take them seriously if you wish because I feel like they're good rules/tips. But if you choose not to, I wont be mad.
So. You wanna know my rules on gyaru eh?
well~ they're simple, straight to the point and hard to fuck up.
1) Dont become gal if you dont like fake things being attached to you.
Sorry, it is what it is. Gyaru is very much an "enhanced" style. Big hair, Big lashes, Long nails, Boob Pads, so on, so on, so on. Since very few of us are born with the afore mentioned things, we have to get them.
Wigs, Extensions,Fake lashes, lash extensions, acrylic nails, gel nails, fuckin press-on nails, all part of the package.
2) Understand that being gal can be expensive. VERY expensive.
I personally do not care about the branding of my things. I dont need DollyWink this and Gilfy that. but some gals do, and are willing to pay for it. Some gals would rather spend $30 on getting their nails done vs $30 on 3 or 4 pair of Dollywink lashes.
To each her own.
However, hair, nails, makeup and clothing are not cheap things.
I've spent WELL over $1000 on makeup alone in a year. Is 95% of my makeup brand makeup (NARS, MAC MUFE...)?
yes.
because I choose for it to be.
You can easily spend Hundreds of dollars a month on you gal items.
I do not spend crazy amount of money on my wigs or my nails or my clothes.
I do not feel the need to own Japanese brand clothes or makeup. I can go to the mall and find something just as amazing.
3) Once you decide the you do really want to be gal DO NOT post all of your makeup practice shots online
all of the negative comments and whatnot may cause you to run.
which could really suck. especially if you have potential.
Post a few pictures up, only the better ones of your attempt and ask for critiques.
you WILL get help.
some of it may sound negative and mean, but we are only trying to help you.
you need thick skin.
dont be a fuckin crybaby.
4) Learn what look fits your lifestyle
if you live in a box and dont have a pot to piss in, you probably dont wanna go for himegyaru.
Im really not trying to be mean or cunty, I'm just tellin you the truth.
go for looks that you like and that you can incorporate into your everyday life.
Gal is not cosplay. Its not something you do on the weekends.
If you like a rocker look go rokku
If youre older and still wanna be glam go onee
If you like extreme fuck, go manba.
have fun with it.
5) For makeup, your best friends are magazine scans, youtube and a mirror.
if youre black or white or something other than East Asian or if you lack east Asian features, the tutorials in magazines are NOT gonna be your best bet.
you dont have the same facial structure!
so find a look that you like, figure out what you can do with out help and what you cant. whatever you need help with, search for on youtube. thats how i learned how to contour.
