Showing posts with label guido. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guido. Show all posts

Monday, November 21, 2011

omg is it Thursday yet?

Holy Mother of Christ!

Is it fuckin thursday yet?

I'm so tired of working mornings!!!!

JESUS!

i hate goin to bed early to get up early!

I AM A CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

for no reason should i be going to sleep at midnight and waking up at 8!


o well. hopefully there will be more servers at work soon that can open.

But i have a 3 day weekend this week 

starting Thursday obviously.

Plus my sister and nephew are coming up..Friday i think?

so yay for that!

Also, 

I'm growing my eyebrows back out...yet at the same time thinking about shaving them even thinner.


i liked my brows thick like in the above picture
(my monroe brows)
well mine are arched a little higher, but im also pulling mine up lor

but i also like them really thin and halfway there because i can do more with them in theory


hm.... decisions decisions.

also, i had sex w/ a guido.

my life is complete.







Monday, May 30, 2011

Kiara and Justin

ok~ so you know how you have those one or two (maybe more) friends that you dont talk to or hang out with with very often, but it seems like they know you better than you know yourself?

Well my friend like this is my ride or die boo Justin.


lol isnt he cute!

We met in the most retarded way.

ok~ so two years ago (i remember cuz i 
wasnt freakin 21 yet lol) me and some of my
girlfriends went to this comedy club.
Blah blah blah
comedy
comedy

I had to pee.
so i go to the restroom with Whitney
and when we're done we walk outside thinkin the show had let out.
it hadnt.
I however out of the corner of my eye, am blinded by fuckin glitter.

So of course i look over
theres this dude in a red and black shirt, black shorts and this fuckin Glittery ass hat.

THAT FUCKIN HAT!!

so i stare for a second, he looks over, i go back inside.

Show lets out for real.

We get a picture with the comedian
(arj barker)

look to the left of me~ Fuckin creepy ed hardy boy lol

and i see this kid again and im like 

"hmmmm..interesting"

and Arj, no joke, was like
 "o that guy in the red, he's cool, you should do get his number."

So of course I took that as a sign.

This nigga has magically gotten REALLY far away from me!

like a good 100 feet.

no big deal right?

WRONG!

im walkin in these:
6" patent & gingham sandal with 2" platform
Yeah.

however, since I'm a pro in heels, i take off like the wind lol, i had to freakin run down an escalator in those.

This nigga finally stops freakin walkin so i have to crash to a screeching halt, fix my corset and skirt and prance over to him.

Me: "hey."
Him: "hey."
-takes that retarded toothpick out of his mouth.
Me: "Take off your sunglasses."
-takes em off
Me: "Hm. ok. well, youre cute, im cute, we should
 make babies, gimmie your number."

Yeah. Ballin. It totally worked, 
we exchanged numbers and 

The Justin Kiara Saga began.

We are like Forrest and Jenny.
only hes not "slow" and i'm not 
an AIDS infected former bad girl.

but we just mesh together SO well.

He comes through for me when
i need dude advice. and im
always there for him.

thats my booboo!!

plus his body makes me happy
like no joke, his arms are the size
of my head.








HES A FREAKIN BUFF LITTLE HAMSTER

also- hes a guido...he just wont admit it.

orange tan
douchy glasses
chinstrap.

guido.

done.



o.. and the sex is good. just sayin...