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My Anti-Aging Skin care routine

[this is not an advert. I was not sponsored or endorsed in any way. All of these products were bought with my own money. also, this is MY new skin care routine, what works for me may not work for you.I am not responsible if you get breakouts, don't like these products or if your face falls off.]

 

 

Hello Butterflys (yes I call my followers Butterflys)

You may recall from this post that i started using a new skincare routine. And my skin has improved soooo much! Its clearer and brighter and that makes me happy!

BUT!!!!

I've noticed a few fine lines around my eyes and my mouth that don't make me happy :( but then again I am (almost) in my mid 20's which is truthfully when skin starts to age. nothing TOO serious, but your skin usually starts loosing its elasticity, ability to produce collagen and your skin cell turnover rate slows down resulting in duller, less radiant skin.

 

I'm sorry but I aint got time for that!

I plan on being a MILF and then a GILF (grandma id like to fuck).... JUST SAYIN!!

 (and yeah, I am 100% aware that I should stop smoking if I dont want wrinkles.

quiting is hard.

I'M WORKING ON IT)

 

So, recently I changed my skin care from anti-acne to anti-aging!

and these are the products I now use:

I love this cleanser! it comes out super creamy and then after you wet it it becomes the most wonderful, rich lather. omg I love it. it has a really nice smell that's not too strong or overpowering. and after I rinse it off my face isn't tight or anything.

After using it for a few weeks, my skin had become smoother and is still as radiant as it was when I was using the Burt's Bees.

this shit is BANANAS!



next up is my eye cream/gel:

Super amazing~ the Day cream is the white side. it has SPF 25!! and the Night gel is...a gel lol! its green! I've also been using this for about a week and my eyes are less puffy in the morning and my little baby crows feet are gone! the night gel is my favorite because the texture is super creamy (but not heavy) and once you rub it in (use your pinky or ring finger to rub it in, they have the lightest pressure ;) )

PREVENTIVE MAINTENANCE IS KEY MY FRIENDS!!!

Next in line is my Night cream

This stuff is HARD.CORE.

Its meant to combat advanced signs of aging which I don't have yet, but I'd rather treat it early.

this is how Avons anti-aging products work,they have 4 different lines of skin care depending on your age and/or your visible signs of aging:

I really could get away with using only the Anew Rejuvenate series, but I received this ULTIMATE NIGHT CREAM from my lovely great grandmother (who's in her 80s, and just started using this even though i told her the only way to get rid of her wrinkles would be to get a face lift, and then i said but you're not getting a face lift cuz you look fine). anyway she gave it to me because she said she didn't like it/ "it doesn't work"

WELL~ it DOES work! and quite well, just not for somebody in her mid-80s.

The picture is a little misleading because its not really a cream. its more like....hmmm im not sure of how describe the texture/ consistency. its more like hair dress.

its kind of silicone-y in texture, but it glides on so smooth and absorbs into my skin so quickly and leaves my face feeling almost balmy(?), but in a good way!

 

NOW

 

for my "extras" as I call them.

these items are things I use on an "as needed" basis.

 

AMBI® Fade Cream for Normal Skin

$6.49

 

95% of the time right before my uterus starts actin a fool like it runs this shit, I usually get a small breakout. No biggie!

 

EXCEPT for when I get THAT ONE FUCKIN PIMPLE that is HUGE and under the skin.

(that bastard zit)

The spa  (link here) I go to where I get waxed and the occasional facial  is super amazing and when I feel one coming on, I go in  and get a "zit zap" to keep the vile beast from becoming cystic.

(the zit zap is free with any facial)

 

However, after the zit understands that I will not put up with its bullshit, it has the last laugh and leaves me with hyperpigmentation aka a fuckin dark spot.

 

that motherfucker.

 

So, i use Ambi fade cream.

 

it has a pretty weird smell,but it works!

I apply a thin layer over the spot 2-3 times a day and in about 2 weeks the spot is gone!

 

Its also good to use if you have tar baby elbows and knees like I do lol

 

yeah....I said TAR BABY

 

WHAT THE FUCK OF IT????

 

lol,  but really, dont get your panties in a twist.

 

my blog, my rules.

 

Carrying on, my final "extra", is also a pretty beastly product meant for women in maybe their 40's

 

 

yeah, the big guns.

 

RoC

 

I mainly use this on days where I have to look photoshopped IRL,which isnt often now lol.

 

But this when used in conjunction with my Avon products , makes me look GREAT.

 

I use this for the lines around my mouth and around my lips.

 

Since I smoke, the elasticity around my mouth has a greater chance of getting weaker faster, so I use this to plump my face up! FUCK YOU WRINKLES!

 

since it does have retinols in it, you HAVE to wear sunscreen with it or risk a SUPER NASTY SUNBURN.

 

My day moisturizer is still Burts Bees

 

 

and even though my cleanser has exfoliants infused in it, I still do a very thorough exfoliation about three times a week, because I'm really OCD about my skin texture.

 

 

most favorite exfoliator EVER.

 

I can not live without this in my life.

 

So yeah! this is my anti-aging skin care routine now!

 

I'll be doing another post on anti-aging skincare soon!

 

What do you guys to to stay young and fresh?

 

ya know, besides be young.

 

WE CANT ALL BE 16 WITH PERFECT SKIN

 

LOL

 

ta-ta my Butterflys

 

☆Kay WowWs back☆

HI!!!!!!!!!!!

how you guys been?

Obviously, as stated by my last post, I was going through a LOT of emotional stuff with the death of my Aunt and one of my best friends within four days of each other. February just wasnt my month. 

But , im ok now! ive grieved, and now im ready to get back in the game.

lets see, what all has happened...meh, honestly not much lol. Chris got a new job as the head chef (CHEF, NOT COOK) of a new restaurant. so hes in Annapolis Maryland for 5 weeks. 

im finally making money again at work since the dreaded dead season is FINALLY over!!! im also working 6 days a week >.>  i can deal with having no social life if it means i have money. I can shop on my phone at work!

tyra and my aunts hat.

i got my lace-front. her names tyra. I have super bond glue that lasts for about 6 weeks if taken care of properly, however, i cant keep my hair one way for long, so ive just been wearing her like a regular wig until i order wig tape. Also got the Vassen(?) "bambi" lense in violet; probably gonna get another pair in green or pink for spring/summer.

I got a baby pink wig too, but after being called nicki for a week straight, i had to change that bitch up. soooo i put in purple streaks and named her "Sweetie Belle". and yes, that is a MLP:FiM reference. 

and i gave myself a Brazilian Keratin smoothing treatment. but i'll talk more about that when i review it.  and until then, im gonna talk about ponys.

dont like ponys? too fuckin bad bro.

this is sweetie bell:

shes adorable.

shes Raritys little sister.

Sweetie Bell is as dumb as a rock.

shes still adorable.

Rarity is my spirit animal.

Im getting a Rarity tattoo for my birthday.

NO LONGER WILL I BE A BLANK FLANK!!!!!

im getting raritys cutie mark on my flanks!

i r excite.

but anywho, i must go, for i have to wake up at 8am to be at work.

march madness is driving me crazy.

Back on board

So I've been away for a while, my bad!!! I'm just super busy.

What's been goin on in my life you ask? Well my friends it's quite simple:

I work 40 hours a week lol and ive got a boyfriend!!!!! ＼(^o^)／
はははは
Fuckin finally!!!!

But that's really nothing important lol, well not to you guys at least.

Also I'm blonde again. It's been a while since I've had an "unnatural" hair color, so I had to change that. ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

O yeah! I'm blogging from my iPhone! It's really nothing special or fancy lah, the blogger app won't let me sign in half the time (♯｀∧´) but I do love my deco apps lol

Also, chris makes me happy

Opposum Drama Trauma

This has to be the silliest, dumbest, girliest blog post

So my dog killed a opposum yesterday. no biggie, happens all the time.

My dad disposed of said marsupial but putting it in  a bag and putting the bag in a box and putting the box in the trash.

ok cool. 

So im getting the trash together to take out. And when i got to put the trash in the trashcan, all i see is this fuckin tail WRAPPED AROUND THE TRASHCAN HANDLE

So i drop the trashbag, squeal and run back into the house.

I text my dad that I'm not takin out the blue trash can.

He comes out of his room and is like what?

"ITS FUCKIN TAIL IS TOUCHIN THE HANDLE!"

he starts laughin and goes outside to put the deceased fully in the trash can.

ok. all is good.

NO.

I took out the other trashcan 1st cuz it was heavier and then came back for the coffincan.

WELL, i wasnt aware that one of the wheels has fallen off. So as im getting it off the platform, THIS FUCKER FALLS OVER

FUCK

Ok..so i take out the trash and come back for the box.

I am not touching this box directly. fuck that. no.

i dont do dead animals. they scare me to death.

So i get a shovel!

yeah, it took me five mins to  get the fuckin box on the shovel.

and then i had to carry its carcass all the way to the fuckin trashcan.

DEAR GOD.

so i toss it into the trash

 and run back into the house screaming.

hello 2012

hello!

so its a new year! 

2011 flew by for me!

But it wasnt a bad year:

*hit 100 blog followers

*got 50,000 views

*found an iphone

*found a potential boyfriend (a few actually, but only 1 i've decided that i really want to be with)

so yes, all in all not bad.

Soooo about this guyyyy i cant say too much because i TECHNICALLY shouldnt be with him because he works with me and is one of my like 9 bosses; oh to be so low on the ladder when i could do EVERYBODYS job the RIGHT WAY. -___-

but anyway,i will say that his names chris, hes 29, has a chinstrap (ULTRA PLUS) and is a great kisser. 

that is all.

o! yes and new years party!

i ended up going to a party with my friend chrissy. My other friends went on some couples date. sorry for being single : /

but whatever~ the party was fun!

I had to throw together an outfit and makeup cuz it wasnt super last minute, but i was in a xanax coma from like 10pm friday to like 730pm sunday. 

also i was alone at midnight cuz chris was at work. so midnight kiss for me. #foreveralone

on to the pictures!

Burts Bees Skin Care

[this is not an advert. I was not sponsored or endorsed by Burts Bees in any way. All of these products were bought with my own money]

Onto a happier subject!

So i bought a bunch of new skincare!

My skin used to be TERRIBLE!

i had acne everywhere and after the zit would go away I'd be left with these FUGLY marks of darker pigmentation. I guess i'm lucky i don't have a crater face though.

I tried EVERYTHING to get my skin to calm down!

• Washing my face with only Clean and Clear, which just dried my skin out and made my acne worse.
• Only Neutrogena products same results as above
• Only Ivory soap.
• "Black skin care" that shits a joke!
• Noxzema
• Exfoliating daily

The last two worked! with a steady and basic regimine of Noxzema twice a day and exfoliating with St. Ives apricot scrub 4 times a week, my skin cleared up. 

Its still not 100% but WAY better than it was.

However, I HATE that the good noxzema comes in a tub. Its REALLY unhygienic; i mean do you know whats on your hands???

So after I finished off my last tub of  Noxzy i decided to try something new for my skin.

I went with:

Ive heard really good things about their skincare and ive been using their lip balms for a while so i figured they were worth trying.

so i basically redid my entire skincare system:

I got the Daily Radiance Facial Cleanser w/ Royal Jelly  for  my everyday  cleansing; its not heavy, smells good and takes off a majority of my makeup!

 AND its 99% natural!

For my exfoliation needs i got the Peach and Willowbark Deep Pore Scrub.

it leaves my face feelin like a babys ass! and its 100% natural!

Now im not a huge fan of toner since it tends to dry my skin out, but sometimes when the weathers changing my face gets super oily and i HAVE to tone, so i picked up the

Natural Acne Solutions Clarifying Toner.

99.5% natural 

and one of the best toners i have EVER used.

it doesnt leave my face feeling tight or smelling all...chemmically like most other acne products.

the last thing i got was some makeup remover/cleansing towelettes because i am notorious for passing out in my bed (or some random strangers..but more on that later) after a night of drinking.

and i HATE waking up with last nights mascara crusting my eyelids together and my false eyelash on some guys chest..(yeah thats a weird situation) so i actually bought two of these and i keep one in my bag and one on my desk by my bed.

So now i have no excuse to fall asleep with makeup on!

and they actually work really well! one towelette removes my full face of makeup!

and 99.1% natural too!!!

the only thing i didnt change was my moisturizer because i still have a 3/4 full bottle of Aveeno Positively Radiant moisturizer w/ spf. 

Good stuff as well.

But once im out of it, im most def gonna go back and get some burts bees day cream and night cream.

im thinkin the  Radiance day cream w/ spf 15 for my everyday and the Beeswax moisturizing night cream for night.

GOD I LOVE SKINCARE!!!!!

i buyed moar stuffs

Hola!

So I've come to the conclusion that i am a compulsive shopper.

But whatever~

I BUYED NEW LENSES!!

Yeah!

i took my ole happy ass over to honeycolor

and bought two pair of Bambis:

got the grey

and

the chocolates!

So now i have three of the four colors!!!

I probably wont get the almond lens to be honest...theyre too...natural for me.

PLUS!!!!

THEY WERE ON SALE!

original price: $23.90

Sale price: $19.12

PLUS i had a coupon for an additional $3.82 off my order

 SO EXCITED FOR THE MAIL FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS 

and when i get all my stuff

im do my nails, and put in my lens and put on my skull dress and cause problems!

and the problems that i cause

YEAH!!!!

let the nonsense continue

HALLELUJAH ITS MY WEEKEND!

you have NO idea how happy I am to not have to get up at 7:30am!!

No double fisting 24 oz. Rudbulls!

No sitting at that horribly uncomfortable hostess stand

No more serving assholes who tip $1 on a $45 tab

So basically i worked like 48 hours this week..on maybe...4 hours sleep each night. i worked two doubles and a shift and a half, and then one regular shift. Its just really hard on me considering i would get home at 1 or 2 and get to bed half an hour to 45 minutes later (i have to clean up the kitchen and shower and such) and then get up at 7:30 to be at work at 9:30

just...

(this is totally a gif filled post obviously)

so anyway!

So. Im legit IN LOVE with 

My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic

FUCKIN FLUTTERSHY

but RARITY  

is my bitch!

anyway~

I also made some good money  (since i worked all week) so i went on a shopping spree!

i bought a dress and a belt from Sara:

AND

i got a bunch of stuff from ebay!

500 Sharp Ending Stiletto Acrylic False Nail Tips Clear 

1000x Clear Glitter Star Rhinestones Acrylic Nail Art 

1000 Black Star Nail Art Decorations Rhinestones Decals

1200 Round Rhinestones Gems 12 Color Nail Art 2mm Wheel 

2x Nail Art Rhinestones Gems Picking Tools Pencil Pen

All for $10.50

ITS GONNA BE LIKE CHRISTMAS!

also, ive been thinking of trying some of those magic tit pills!

only $12 so not a huge loss if they dont work right?

"For naturally beautiful breasts without the risk or cost of surgery."

but I think thats about all really. so.....yes.

hopefully in 2 weeks my nails will be awesome.

and i shall be happy. and i will wear my skull dress everywhere.

That is all.