The Rules of The Club

So working in a bar means i get to deal with a whole lotta nonsense. TONS OF IT!

Drunk girls, Drunk guys, Douchbags, Guidos, Vomit, Fights, Spilled drinks, ppl gettin mad over music... just fuckin nonsense.

dayglow! i was there!

(this pic has nothing to do w/ this post lol)

But all in all i love my job.

HOWEVER there are a few rules that people should follow when in a club:


*ALWAYS tip your bartender. (20% at least.)

*If you get a drink at a discount, tip 50%

*If you get a FREE drink, tip 75%

At my job, i drink for half off, so say I get a vodka cranberry for $2, I'm gonna tip my bartender $1 at least, I usually leave $2 because bartenders have a hard, but fun job.

*Tip ANYBODY you buy anything from; Shot girls, Beer tub girls, severs, ANYBODY.

*DONT BE A DICK TO SECURITY.
Most clubs have a "no-strike" policy meaning they aren't  supposed to punch you, but they can choke you out.

*dont try to "be cool" with em either. dont slide the guy a tip and expect him to walk around with you like your personal bodyguard. They're there to keep the club from turning into a shit show, not to baby you.

If youre REALLY as bad ass as you think you are, You'll have YOUR OWN BODYGUARDS.

*DONT BE ANNOYING TO THE FUCKIN DJ

thats K-dogg

lol im pretty sure I break this rule all the fuckin time.

nah not really, me and K-Dogg are cool.

*Dont keep asking the Dj to play your song!

he heard you the first time!

some djs have a set list for certain clubs on certain nights, some just pick and choose depending on the crowd.

If they dont have the song you want to hear, they'll tell you. END OF STORY. dont keep asking!

*dont think that certain Djs will only play a certain type of music.

K-Dogg wont only play rap and hip-hop, cuz hes black. just sayin. He played "Lean like a Cholo" for me tonight!

ELBOWS UP! SIDE TO SIDE!

And Dj-Fluid

isnt only gonna play shit by Far East Movement.

dont be ignorant.

now..what to do if theres a fight...

*Dont try to jump in cuz "thats ya boy" if "ya boy" is retarded enough to start a fight in a club, then let his dumb ass get kicked out. sorry, it is what it is.

*GIRL FIGHTS are a TOTALLY different animal, girls are BITCHES!!!

drinks bein thrown, weave gettin pulled out, shoes comin off, 

LORD HAVE MERCY

BITCHES,BITCHES,BITCHES!

in the event of a girl fight:

*if youre a dude, pick that bitch up and tell her ass to CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

*if youre a chick, pull the bitch away and dont taunt the other bitch. ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS!

and if it is, then fight somewhere else! 

Is a bitch REALLY worth gettin banned from a club????

NO!

Also The MOST IMPORTANT CLUB RULE:

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HAVE A DESIGNATED DRIVER

yeah, I said it!

Drinkin and driving is not sexy.

please, dont become a statistic.

o not everybody dies you say!

WELL

On September 19, 1999, Saburido attended a birthday party near Austin, Texas. She and her friends, Laura Guerrero, Johan Daal and Johanna Gil, decided to head home after a few hours, and accepted a ride home from a classmate, Natalia Chpytchak-Bennett. At the same time, Reginald Stephey, an 18-year-old high school student, was on his way home after drinking beers with his friends at a party. On the outskirts of Austin, Stephey's 1996 GMC Yukon veered into Chpytchak-Bennett's 1990 Oldsmobile Ninety-EightRegency.

Guerrero and Chpytchak-Bennett were killed instantly, while Gil and Daal suffered minor injuries. The car caught fire, and Saburido's feet were trapped under the seat, preventing her from escaping. Two paramedics, John McIntosh and Bryan Fitzpatrick, happened to be driving past when Stephey flagged them down. The flames were leaping several feet up into the air as they arrived. McIntosh put out the fire with his extinguisher and the two men set about removing everyone from the vehicle. However, Saburido was still trapped, and the fire restarted, forcing McIntosh and Fitzpatrick back. Saburido was inside the car for another 45 seconds until a fire truck arrived to put out the fire. Saburido was then cut from the car and airlifted to the burn unit in Galveston.

Saburido suffered second and third degree burns to over 60 percent of her body, but survived despite her doctor's expectations. All of her fingers had to be amputated, but there was enough bone left on her thumb to construct an opposable thumb. She lost her hair, ears, nose, lips, left eyelid and much of her vision. She has undergone more than 120 operations since the crash, including cornea transplants, which have restored her left eye.

remember that.