Opposum Drama Trauma

This has to be the silliest, dumbest, girliest blog post

So my dog killed a opposum yesterday. no biggie, happens all the time.

My dad disposed of said marsupial but putting it in  a bag and putting the bag in a box and putting the box in the trash.

ok cool. 

So im getting the trash together to take out. And when i got to put the trash in the trashcan, all i see is this fuckin tail WRAPPED AROUND THE TRASHCAN HANDLE

So i drop the trashbag, squeal and run back into the house.

I text my dad that I'm not takin out the blue trash can.

He comes out of his room and is like what?

"ITS FUCKIN TAIL IS TOUCHIN THE HANDLE!"

he starts laughin and goes outside to put the deceased fully in the trash can.

ok. all is good.

NO.

I took out the other trashcan 1st cuz it was heavier and then came back for the coffincan.

WELL, i wasnt aware that one of the wheels has fallen off. So as im getting it off the platform, THIS FUCKER FALLS OVER

FUCK

Ok..so i take out the trash and come back for the box.

I am not touching this box directly. fuck that. no.

i dont do dead animals. they scare me to death.

So i get a shovel!

yeah, it took me five mins to  get the fuckin box on the shovel.

and then i had to carry its carcass all the way to the fuckin trashcan.

DEAR GOD.

so i toss it into the trash

 and run back into the house screaming.

i buyed moar stuffs

Hola!

So I've come to the conclusion that i am a compulsive shopper.

But whatever~

I BUYED NEW LENSES!!

Yeah!

i took my ole happy ass over to honeycolor

and bought two pair of Bambis:

got the grey

and

the chocolates!

So now i have three of the four colors!!!

I probably wont get the almond lens to be honest...theyre too...natural for me.

PLUS!!!!

THEY WERE ON SALE!

original price: $23.90

Sale price: $19.12

PLUS i had a coupon for an additional $3.82 off my order

 SO EXCITED FOR THE MAIL FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS 

and when i get all my stuff

im do my nails, and put in my lens and put on my skull dress and cause problems!

and the problems that i cause

YEAH!!!!

let the nonsense continue

HALLELUJAH ITS MY WEEKEND!

you have NO idea how happy I am to not have to get up at 7:30am!!

No double fisting 24 oz. Rudbulls!

No sitting at that horribly uncomfortable hostess stand

No more serving assholes who tip $1 on a $45 tab

So basically i worked like 48 hours this week..on maybe...4 hours sleep each night. i worked two doubles and a shift and a half, and then one regular shift. Its just really hard on me considering i would get home at 1 or 2 and get to bed half an hour to 45 minutes later (i have to clean up the kitchen and shower and such) and then get up at 7:30 to be at work at 9:30

just...

(this is totally a gif filled post obviously)

so anyway!

So. Im legit IN LOVE with 

My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic

FUCKIN FLUTTERSHY

but RARITY  

is my bitch!

anyway~

I also made some good money  (since i worked all week) so i went on a shopping spree!

i bought a dress and a belt from Sara:

AND

i got a bunch of stuff from ebay!

500 Sharp Ending Stiletto Acrylic False Nail Tips Clear 

1000x Clear Glitter Star Rhinestones Acrylic Nail Art 

1000 Black Star Nail Art Decorations Rhinestones Decals

1200 Round Rhinestones Gems 12 Color Nail Art 2mm Wheel 

2x Nail Art Rhinestones Gems Picking Tools Pencil Pen

All for $10.50

ITS GONNA BE LIKE CHRISTMAS!

also, ive been thinking of trying some of those magic tit pills!

only $12 so not a huge loss if they dont work right?

"For naturally beautiful breasts without the risk or cost of surgery."

but I think thats about all really. so.....yes.

hopefully in 2 weeks my nails will be awesome.

and i shall be happy. and i will wear my skull dress everywhere.

That is all.

all work and no play

WOE IS ME!

not really.

well kinda.

I've legit been at work all fuckin day the past 2 weeks.

YAY money

BOO on double shifts

yeah. also got no motivation to blog.

meh.

i'll return when i do something beside work,drink, and watch nip/tuck.